Trigonometry Prints

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Mr. Hypotenuse, I'll need you to sine this, and Mrs., I'll need you to cosine. I'll need to stop at the store on the way home for milk and bread, and, then..."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

The Art Student.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Is it that bad?"

Cariactures

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Einsteiners.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'Like death by salad.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'