Trickery Trials Gifts

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

I love Lawyers

The Trojan Beagle.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Turtle Hat

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Bailiff."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"Works every time."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'He started it!'

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,