Trickery Gifts

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Restroom Practical Joke.

'April fool! You didn't really win the lottery!'

The Trojan Beagle.

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Inappropriate times to use a joybuzzer.

How David Really Won

'Are you kidding? I'm not going to fall for your handshake buzzer trick again. . . this time I'm gonna give you a hug!'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

'It's the simple things.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Look man, no wings!'

'Which do you want? This beat up, old quarter or this shiny new dime!?'

'I know an apple when I see one!'

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

Turtle Hat

'...So while everybody was distracted by my bouncing checks, I slipped out of town.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

That should make it slippery enough!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

Will spell your name

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"Works every time."

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

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