Trickery Tale Lover Gifts

Fox and Hound

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Doug Henning.

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

"Come out! We know you're in there!" "Wait... this is a painted rock! That rascal gave us the slip again!"

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Three wise men on a medal podium.

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

When practical jokers pass away: 'Welcome...to hell!'

"Okay...so I cheated."

Magician's trick

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

'Over here, my friend! Come, come! Get ball! Your ball land on log. Yes, yes!!'

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

"Don't forget, kid - good rats go to heaven, bad rats go to the animal test lab!"

Damsel NOT in distress.