Trick Trainers Mugs

Performing dog

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Pranking Zombies

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Cot Escape.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"It's improv night."

At the baby oil factory.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

DIY store.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Here's a useful trick I taught her

Tred carefully mill.

Hurdles with Steps

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.