Trick Trainer Mugs

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Old dogs resented the senior cats ability to 'turn their hand to new things'.

"Roll over ... "

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Cot Escape.

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Pranking Zombies

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

DIY store.

Here's a useful trick I taught her

Hurdles with Steps

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'This should come out just right.'

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

Will act like an idiot for food.