'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'
Trainer Of Tricks Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their trick-training passion—funny, motivating, or inspiring designs that make every sip a cheer for their skills.
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
"Any questions?"
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."
"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
Hanging off every word...
'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'
Quality Control
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Just go with the workflow."
"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."
"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"
Targets.
"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."
'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'
We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'
"Better luck next time, kid."
'I hope that training aid doesn't give him the idea that bigger laptops could mean more output.'
'First of all, relax.'
Walking the dog - 'surprise'!
'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'
'Leadership training.'
'I miss the good old days!'
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