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Performing dog

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Pranking Zombies

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Cot Escape.

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"It's improv night."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

At the baby oil factory.

DIY store.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Here's a useful trick I taught her

Tred carefully mill.

Hurdles with Steps

What dogs do during the day,