Trick-or-treat Strategist Prints

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

Heyyy... where's mine?

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"This is the candy we're handing out...and this is our trick-or-treat bag. Halloween is all about a high return on a low investment."

Cardiac Recovery.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trick or Tweet

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

Christmas escape plan

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."