Trick-or-treat Strategist Mugs

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

Heyyy... where's mine?

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"This is the candy we're handing out...and this is our trick-or-treat bag. Halloween is all about a high return on a low investment."

Cardiac Recovery.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Trick or Tweet

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

Christmas escape plan

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'