Trick Artist Fan Pillows

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'Lion!'

'He went that way, quick!'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

"Take a letter, any letter"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

Magic Book.