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"I'm so good at this!"

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Developing the boomerang.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Angels

A scalf of sloanes

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

A man carves a totem pole

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"You'll find them a very friendly tribe."

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

Poison Dart Training Camp.

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

'Now where did I put my assistant.'

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."