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Developing the boomerang.

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

SLEEP Mode

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

Decolonize Thanksgiving

'I thought your mother might like it.'

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

"Papi, are we 'hispanic' or 'Latino'? Of course, both those labels might be wrong. Latins are from Italy and not Spain...but 'hispanic' is a term made up by the government. Some people say we should be called 'Ibero-Indians' but maybe we should identify w

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

"Papi, should people call me 'Hispanic' or 'Latina'?"

"Gracie, you can call yourself 'Latina' or 'Hispanic' or whatever! A simple label won't change who and what you are. It doesn't change your culture, your values, your background."