Tribal Studies Prints

Developing the boomerang.

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Look out, lads - skinheads at 8 o'clock.'

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

Decolonize Thanksgiving

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

SLEEP Mode

'I thought your mother might like it.'

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

Turning Off Latinos

"Papi, are we 'hispanic' or 'Latino'? Of course, both those labels might be wrong. Latins are from Italy and not Spain...but 'hispanic' is a term made up by the government. Some people say we should be called 'Ibero-Indians' but maybe we should identify w

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'