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"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Another Bloody Cookery Show

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

Totem Pole

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

"I'm not staring into space, I'm breaking the fourth wall."