Trial Parody Admirer Gifts

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Hugh fans!"

Czarcasm

Can't Touch This

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Hot cross buns

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

A Gated Community.

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'