Trial Advocacy Gifts

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Gun laws US

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"We need a union!'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"You can't plead cute."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Detention Center

"Moulting"

Free speech isn't cheap!

The Jose Padilla Experience

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Violent Crime Statistics

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Justice 4 Ron

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'