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'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Gun laws US

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"We need a union!'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"You can't plead cute."

Detention Center

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"Moulting"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Violent Crime Statistics

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Freedom of the Press

Justice 4 Ron

Mental Health System Breakdown