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"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

I think I have a gilt complex.

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

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'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

Very sad piggy bank

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

We know your e-mail address!

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"Trust me: It's benign."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

Regular servicing protects your warranty, and your family from psycho mechanics.

'I don't want to go in the water - that man said the fish were really biting today.'

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

"I made my money the old fashioned way. Through plenty of other people's hard work."

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"