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Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

Wiccapedia.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'