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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"An everything Martini, please."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Follow that cab!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"See a trend?"

Irony: Then and Now

'Not...one...drop.'

Skinhead guppy.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Abstraction and recognition

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'