Trendy Scene Seeker Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

'Echo Tourism'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Follow that cab!'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Kitty's Coffee Shop

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

London Fashion Week.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

Strange Crowds in Bath

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

Topsy-Turveydom

"Yes, I was a rebel, and I roamed through the West for a while, but I got sick of that."

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

Librarian of Congress

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

Sketches I have done from a train

'What a scary place! There's not one single piece of waste around here!'