Trendy Scene Seeker Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

'Echo Tourism'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

London Fashion Week.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

Topsy-Turveydom

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"Yes, I was a rebel, and I roamed through the West for a while, but I got sick of that."

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

Librarian of Congress

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

Sketches I have done from a train

'What a scary place! There's not one single piece of waste around here!'

Shaving off your Beard