Trendy Names Gifts

'I don't care if it is 'very now', I'm not calling our child Meh!'

Rap music

"We have the exact same taste."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"That's very offensive."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Can I get you another coffee?

"What's trending?"

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

Back To School Supplies.

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Pop up hell

School photos.

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Jean Ripping Service

Whatever.

'Oh, c'mon, it'll be fun! Let's all go down and get tattooed and pierced!'

"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."

"Dad, it's official. Every girl in our school is named Emma."

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

It was an unlikely relationship from the beginning and doomed to failure once the novelty wore off."