Trendy Homemaker Mugs

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Modern Parents

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I figured one of us should use it!"

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

Wallpapering.

Swiss Army Wife

"It's the latest thing. A solar energy dryer."

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Cook and PC

Drone Fly Trap

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

Rabbits on Pinterest

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"