Modern Homemaker Mugs

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

Christmas stockings hanging from fireplace. Sign above reads 'Now Accepting Paypal'.

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

Housewife shopping online with her baby in a trolley.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Show a little appreciation. Your mother slaved over a hot microwave to make this meal.'

Cook and PC

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I had to skip my workout."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Smartphone Sonogram

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

The modern generation!

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."