Modern Homesteader Mugs

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Modern Shepherding

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."