Modern Homesteader Prints

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Modern Shepherding

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?