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"This year's all about fur on the inside."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Metro Sapien.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Neanderthal Golf.

Cave Clowns.

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'