Trendsetting Botanist T-Shirts

Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

At One With Nature

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

Cactus Man.

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

GM Crop Lark

Football fan

Man with laces on his feet.

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

Will Work for Manure

Pumping up a cactus

"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

"I don't care if the president has them, no face tattoos until you're 13!"

"I'd like the novel they paid 3.2 million dollars for, whatever the hell it is."

'I'm sorry, but your vow of silence includes not talking to plants brother Ambrose!'

Mania Varietals

Houseplant roots showing on the TV screen.