Trendsetters On Vacay Gifts

Club Meddler.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Hipsters"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

'Nice bling!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

At One With Nature

Future Old People

QR tattoo.

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

The Beard Movement

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

Announcing the Fad Herald. I am not worthy. Coffee. Black. Straight coffee. Are fancy espresso drinks out? Is that your pronouncement? No pronouncement. My hours have been cut back. I'm here on my own time. Furloughs are in?! You're reading too much into this. Interpretations are out.