Trendsetter On A Budget Gifts

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

The Walk of Shame

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Cuffwear, 2004

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Cybergoths.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

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