Trendsetter On A Budget T-Shirts

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Walk of Shame

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Future Old People

'Love the kitten heels!'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea