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"Notice anything different about me?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Men's business romper.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Keeping warm.

Rap music

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

A Macaroni in 1772

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'