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'My God! He's got an epileptic attack! Quick, call the ambulance!!'

La Table

Emergency Hipster Beard

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

Interpretive napping

"That's very offensive."

Dancing woman

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Bayonne Festival

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

The Marcel Wave

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

Baroque Dance Studio

"What's trending?"

"Not gelato – hummus."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"Darling, it's so this season."

Jean Ripping Service

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

I love coloured tights

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

"Dude, you better get down here before whatever it is we're waiting for sells out!"

Square Dancing

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

'Quick! Someone's just uploaded another cat video to YouTube!'

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"