Trending Dances Pillows

'My God! He's got an epileptic attack! Quick, call the ambulance!!'

La Table

Emergency Hipster Beard

Interpretive napping

"That's very offensive."

Dancing woman

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Bayonne Festival

The Marcel Wave

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"Not gelato – hummus."

Baroque Dance Studio

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"What's trending?"

I love coloured tights

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

Jean Ripping Service

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

"Dude, you better get down here before whatever it is we're waiting for sells out!"

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

Square Dancing

'Who's the bastard, who started putting a lemon in bottle of beer.'

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"