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Bum Fever: Catch it!!!

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

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'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"I'm sorry to say your husband took so many antioxidants, he suffocated."

The gold price chart.

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"I once thought about a man bun, but lost interest when I found out it wasn't food."

Show down between woman and weighing machine.

'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

The worst is over...the worst is yet to come.

'Good thinking.'

'Not Indigent. Just can't afford a life coach, job coach & health coach.'

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

'It doesn't have a name...it's generic food.'

"Can we stop talking about turmeric now?"

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