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Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"We grind our own catnip."

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Beer versus Wine

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Sitting Out the Lambada

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Home Wine-Making Kit...

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"It's one of those microbrews."

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

"I prefer air craft beer."

'Does Sir realise his home brew label is out of date?'

"You're home early."

Just add water.

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'

Acme brewery.

Mom's Coffee Still Best!

Real Ale / Real Boobs.

'When I said I wanted the Beers of the World for my birthday, I meant all 76,319.'