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"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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Examinations.

Fear of news.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

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"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'It's the latest thing! - Escargo pants!!'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

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'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

'To tell the truth I'm GLAD I missed out on partnership again.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'