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When Worlds Collide

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'