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When Worlds Collide

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Polluted geese

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."