Tree Percussionist Gifts

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Marimba

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Triangle

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I love my Timpani

Jazz is Invented

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Now it fits.'

Chano Pozo,

"The Just Me Band"

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Timpani.

Ginger Baker.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"Home school marching band"

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

Bonsai Exhibit

Hanukkah tree

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

I love Marimba

"The guy's a natural!"

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Whack a Marimba

Candles on Drum

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

"I'm worried about burnout."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'