Tree Percussionist Pillows

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Triangle

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Jazz is Invented

'Now it fits.'

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Home school marching band"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

Bonsai Exhibit

Hanukkah tree

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

I love Marimba

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"The guy's a natural!"

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Whack a Marimba

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

"I'm worried about burnout."

Levon Helm

Clydesdale never misses a beat.