Office Percussionist Gifts

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Marimba

Triangle

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

In, out, shake it all about.

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

Ginger Baker.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Home school marching band"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"The guy's a natural!"

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Whack a Marimba

Candles on Drum

She's a natural.

Levon Helm

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

The Triangle

Timpani for the devil

'I play it to kill time.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Musician hurts his nose.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

Precussionist

Person playing the cymbals.

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.