Office Percussionist Mugs

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Triangle

Jazz is Invented

In, out, shake it all about.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"The Just Me Band"

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Timpani.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Home school marching band"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"The guy's a natural!"

Whack a Marimba

Levon Helm

She's a natural.

Candles on Drum

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

The Triangle

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

'I play it to kill time.'

Musician hurts his nose.

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Timpani for the devil

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.