Tree Of Knowledge Muser Mugs

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"But am I happy? Very."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'