Tree Of Knowledge Muser Gifts

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."