Tree Identification Prints

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Selfie Stick

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"It's just a tree."

"I brought cocoa."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Tree Passion

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"We're trying to help you!"

Clouds