Tree Identification Pillows

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Selfie Stick

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I brought cocoa."

"It's just a tree."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Tree Passion

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"We're trying to help you!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Clouds