Plant Identification Pillows

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cat Nip.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'