Plant Identification Pillows

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Botany Baby!

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'