Bird Identification Prints

Canada Goose

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Cat in a tank...

Polluted geese

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'You know too much!'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"