Treaty Thinker Pillows

"It's a great treaty, but do we trust us?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

US and the EU

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Max Weber

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Science And Society 1923

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Therapy in L.A.'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"Can you hear me now?"

Auguste Comte

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."